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Isi, 14yo girl, grey-a. I live near London. Talk to me about ANYTHING. Literally, ANY. THING.
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black-nata:

i want the first scene of the deadpool movie to be a shot of wade in his sexy maid outfit singing celine dion while decapitating bad guys outside a taco joint. i feel that would best grasp the essence of deadpool.

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

aseaofquotes:

— Upton Sinclair

aseaofquotes:

— Upton Sinclair

snuggydeamon:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

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eliosu:

Watson-napped :3

kind of happenned before Watsons grade their Holmes here => http://eliosu.tumblr.com/post/91757343884/from-left-to-right-granada-watson-2009-watson

arctic-silence:

IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SAYING THIS OKAY

arctic-silence:

IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SAYING THIS OKAY

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

narcissamafoy:

Draco throwing Harry his wand (x)

dawdlingfangirl:

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

Reblog for badassery. And Fury.

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

serfbortbender:

avaturds

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.